Posted on September 21, 2008 by brakefluid @ 8:52 am | Category: Funny
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to
Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told
the husband, ‘You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can
bury her here, in the
Holy Land, for $150.’ The man thought about it and told him he
would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, ‘Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would
spend only $150?’
The man replied, ‘Long ago a man died here, was buried here,
and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that
chance.’
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September 10th, 2009 at 11:01 am
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